Presbyterian = Best In Prayer
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam
Barbie doll = Babe I'd roll
Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Admirer = Married
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
New York Times = Monkeys Write
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern = Retard Shown
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Debit card = Bad Credit
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